freestyle rap..:)

so, we went to carlsbad last week. On the last night we were there we were all really tired and we were sitting around the campfire and Dani's brother Chandler decided he'd do a little freestyle rapping/singing. Haha.. so he did one song about Rachael and Dani picking their nose. it went.. Rachael picks her nose, and Dani eats it, Dani picks her nose and Rachael eats it, picking their nose, picking their nose, it's so gross how they pick their nose. then just to change things up a bit, Rachael picks Dani's nose, and Dani says it hurts, so Dani picks Rachaels nose and eats it, picking their nose picking their nose it's so gross how they pick their nose. Hahaha it was so hilarious you just had to be there. and he also did another song about usbeing in love haha. but our favorite was the rap he did about us. it went those girls are so lame cause they can't make a rhyme we all want them dead but it's not their time we'll just shoot them in the head and their goes our problem now they're dead uh! sixpack! hoorah! hahaha. Oh also we have a whole big conversation we made up that we're gonna say everytime we see eachother from now on, even in public haha. it's pretty interesting. you'll have to hear it! well that's all for now!! bye!!!!

hahahaha!!!

hahahaha wooow we were retarded children.. It's pretty sad that that was only like a year and a half ago!! haha I think we were in 6th and 7th grade.. well, now we're in 8th and 9th grade so we're a lot better:) haha well I actually don't really have time to post right now but we have done much more retarded things so a lot of posts are to come!!!:)

Dani <3's Tumbling!!!!!

Okay well this is being posted by Dani incase you didn't figure that out.... Anyways, I just had a tumbling recital and it was awesome-tastic!!!!! And then right after that (not meaning to brag) I got my tuck!!!! Whoooooo!!! Yeah it was exciting...... Well thats all..... I guess...

Sorry!!

Hey guys sorry we haven't been posting as much anymore we haven't really been hanging out as much as we used to we used to practically live together but now when we DO hang out it is with a third person and we dont wanna make that third person left out by working on our blog. We do have a couple of things in mind for videos though so the next time we hang out we will do those videos and post them. We even promised ourselves that we wouldn't be one of those blogs that starts and then just stops and that's what we are kinda doing so we will try to post ASAP.

Old Times..............

When Dani gets hold of handcuffs and a screwdriver, this is what happens....

That's right a BUTTERFLY!!!!! So Dani was at Camille Crandall's house and found a pair of handcuffs.... She started to play around with them and then saw a screwdriver.. Whooooo!!!!! So she put the screwdriver in the middle and made a BUTTERFLY!!!! Hooray!!!!!

This is how we do nails.............

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Where we get our Weirdness

Kay so we finally decided we should post where we get out weirdness..... Yes where... Well the answer is...Drum roll please!!!.... Hanna!!! Whoooooo!!! Yes Dani's older sister Hanna!!! Yeah a few stories about her are.....

1st: So Hanna was cleaning her dad's car to get some mulah!!! ($$$$$$$$) So, she had her daddy's keys...... Let's hope she doesn't do anything stupid. So her daddy goes "Dani, Rachael, and Hanna I need you guys to go down to the Baers and give them back their movie". So we go right? And Hanna still has the keys......... Not very good. She goes "Look!!!! Keys!!!! And a pocket knife!!!!!!!! Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhh here's the best part....... A THUMB DRIVE!!!!! That means i can drive, kill people, AND upload things to a computer!!!!!!!!!!" OMGosh I don't know what her problem is but...... I don't know if I WANT to know-ifyouknowwhatimsayin-Butttttttttttttttt............... It's rubbed off on us.

2nd: Soooooooooooooo.................. We just got done eating a BUNCH of brownies and homemade icecream. Mmmmmmmm. (And for those idiots *Garrett Montierth* that don't know what mmmmmmmmmmm means *Garrett Montierth* it means yummy *Garrett Montierth*) So we were laying down in the grass trying to get that sick feeling to go away. Sooooooo... Hanna just randomly skips up to us and says REALLY fast "Hey! You guys wanna ride Maranda's bike?? I can peg 3 people!! who cares if we brake it?? Come on!!!" And skips over to the garage. So we just look at eachother with that look that says "Do you have ANY idea what just happened??" and then Hanna comes back with Maranda's bike. By the way..... Maranda is 9. yup, thats right folks, 9. Not even a decade. Soooooooo we are going to fit 2 12-year-olds and a 15-year-old on Dani's little sister's bike...... And the saddest part is that Maranda is off in California right now and has no idea whatsoever what the heck we are doing. Poor Maranda :'(. She'll live. So yeah we get on the bike and Hanna's peddaling and Rachael's on the back and Dani's on the front. So after riding for like............ Um............ 30 sec... Hanna says "My thighs are burning!!!! Is this what it feels like when a fat kid rides a bike??" And Rachael goes "well, Dani would know..." and Hanna goes "Rachael!! Don't encourage her!!" And Rachael goes well sorry!!! I was just kidding!!" OMGosh

Well... Ya. We have BOTH known Hanna all our lives and know like a buttload of stories...... But there's NO WAY we can type them all. Sorry.

*(Written by Rachael) Oh and if you were wondering about the bread thing...... We were eating lunch, and I was cutting the bread and Dani gets this shocked mesmorized look on her face and goes "You know how to cut BREAD??" And I gave her the weirdest look cause she's retarded (But we still love her) And I was like "ya. I know how to cut bread." And she goes "i always have to have my MOM do it for me!!!" Wow. That's pretty sad.
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Gum Chewing Contest

Okay so we were at the store last night at like 9 and we saw these GIANT packs of bubble gum so we grabbed 1 for each of us but Hanna wouldn't let us get both so we only got 1...... But that was more then enough. Hahaha this is what it turned out like. Hanna's phone wouldn't let us do a video for more then like 30 seconds so it's like all split up but just deal with it.













*(Written by Dani) Hahahaha by the way when we were at the store I found a scrubby thing that you use in the bath or shower or watever and i said REAL loud "Old ladies sit down and knit these!" and the check out lady started laughing at me and she prolly thought that I was like mentally challenged (Which I kinda am jk lol) So then I decided to just be cool but then Rachael just HAD to yell "LOOK!!! HONEY SUCKLES!!!!!!" Wow. I'm beginning to think that we are mentally challenged. Please say I'm wrong...........

Orange Squeezing

So Mi Mama asked Rachael and I to help squeeze oranges..... Yep! Oranges... So Rachael was cutting the oranges for me to squeeze... And decided to make a smiley-sorta-face... With half oranges and a knife..... Ya. She's pretty weird. Yep. Pretty weird. At least she knows how to cut bread....... (Inside thing that will prolly be posted later ;))

Blonde Moments......

So we were bored..... And were told *Jeneum* by someone *Jeneum* that will remain nameless *Jeneum* that we were really weird and we should like have our own show. Well, we decided that the closest we could get was a blog...... Where we can post HILARIOUS stories and videos. SOOOOOOOOO............ That's what we're doing. Yep. That's pretty much it. Yep.......