Friday, March 20, 2009

Where we get our Weirdness

Kay so we finally decided we should post where we get out weirdness..... Yes where... Well the answer is...Drum roll please!!!.... Hanna!!! Whoooooo!!! Yes Dani's older sister Hanna!!! Yeah a few stories about her are.....

1st: So Hanna was cleaning her dad's car to get some mulah!!! ($$$$$$$$) So, she had her daddy's keys...... Let's hope she doesn't do anything stupid. So her daddy goes "Dani, Rachael, and Hanna I need you guys to go down to the Baers and give them back their movie". So we go right? And Hanna still has the keys......... Not very good. She goes "Look!!!! Keys!!!! And a pocket knife!!!!!!!! Oooooooooooooohhhhhhhh here's the best part....... A THUMB DRIVE!!!!! That means i can drive, kill people, AND upload things to a computer!!!!!!!!!!" OMGosh I don't know what her problem is but...... I don't know if I WANT to know-ifyouknowwhatimsayin-Butttttttttttttttt............... It's rubbed off on us.

2nd: Soooooooooooooo.................. We just got done eating a BUNCH of brownies and homemade icecream. Mmmmmmmm. (And for those idiots *Garrett Montierth* that don't know what mmmmmmmmmmm means *Garrett Montierth* it means yummy *Garrett Montierth*) So we were laying down in the grass trying to get that sick feeling to go away. Sooooooo... Hanna just randomly skips up to us and says REALLY fast "Hey! You guys wanna ride Maranda's bike?? I can peg 3 people!! who cares if we brake it?? Come on!!!" And skips over to the garage. So we just look at eachother with that look that says "Do you have ANY idea what just happened??" and then Hanna comes back with Maranda's bike. By the way..... Maranda is 9. yup, thats right folks, 9. Not even a decade. Soooooooo we are going to fit 2 12-year-olds and a 15-year-old on Dani's little sister's bike...... And the saddest part is that Maranda is off in California right now and has no idea whatsoever what the heck we are doing. Poor Maranda :'(. She'll live. So yeah we get on the bike and Hanna's peddaling and Rachael's on the back and Dani's on the front. So after riding for like............ Um............ 30 sec... Hanna says "My thighs are burning!!!! Is this what it feels like when a fat kid rides a bike??" And Rachael goes "well, Dani would know..." and Hanna goes "Rachael!! Don't encourage her!!" And Rachael goes well sorry!!! I was just kidding!!" OMGosh

Well... Ya. We have BOTH known Hanna all our lives and know like a buttload of stories...... But there's NO WAY we can type them all. Sorry.

*(Written by Rachael) Oh and if you were wondering about the bread thing...... We were eating lunch, and I was cutting the bread and Dani gets this shocked mesmorized look on her face and goes "You know how to cut BREAD??" And I gave her the weirdest look cause she's retarded (But we still love her) And I was like "ya. I know how to cut bread." And she goes "i always have to have my MOM do it for me!!!" Wow. That's pretty sad.
-nuffsaid-

2 comments:

Funny Quotes said...

You guys are sooo wierd and when i say wierd I mean wierd. So you totally have to help me set up a blog of my own!

Rachael said...

hahaha ya we kno.....